10 Tumblr Commandments
1. Thou shall not post pictures of innocent Japanese girls looking happily scared into the camera whilst they stand on tip toes in what looks like an elderly gentleman’s home.
2. Thou shall not post just for the sake of getting a reblog.
3. Thou shall not post songs of Miles Davis on a sunday.
4. Thou shall not post when your tumblarity goes down and use any of the following words: Fuck, Tumblarity, Why, Down, Unbelievable, Squirrel.
5. Thou shall not covert another persons post and reblog as your own.
6. Thou shall be able to unfollow someone whenst you realize they are a. a pederast b. into Tokio ‘twat’ Hotel and c. posting pictures of innocent Japanese girls.
7. Thou shall not ask for advice on boy/girls/pets/hangovers.
8. Thou shall post pictures of Tokio Hotel with their faces removed and pictures of anuses pasted in their place.
9. Thou shall only post quotes from their granny.
and
10. Thou shall not spend days on tumblr, then feel guilty. Then post their guilt. On Tumblr.
Godspeed you.
2 years ago